just today

i swear to you this ALL happened, just today... this was an epic saturday.

chandler! don't say that we're on the byu campus!
what are the spiritual police gonna come get me? "i sensed a disturbance in the force"
these are not the droids you're looking for. -kate/chandler/ emily

i will get Alexander the great to kill you in the next life!
jimi henderix will melt his brain with a guitar solo.
alexander would beat him over the head with his guitar!
jimi will lit it on fire and use it as a battle axe!
alexander has Grecian amries... well they're Macedonian.
jimi has high hippies. they'll give all the soldiers blow jobs. -chandler vs. emily

too much popcorn -troll 2

see, the girls are attracted to me! -kate

good game -cami

you don't piss on hospitality -chandler

spring break

look mexicans -Cami

give me my fries! no not those! the ones you haven't contaminated with your foolishness -Emily

you, he's a fruitcake huh? -Cami

stupid Mcdonalds... giving me two cups of coffee.... i didn't even want this....ONE IS SPILLING! -Cami

no, i've got to sluff seminary so i can go to my english class and take my math test... wait. -Cami

its like narnia.... you could fit anything in there
thats what she said -Angela/Emily

no the four count meal not the six count the SIX COUNT MEAL! no four count meal! just the six COUNT MEAL! -Angela

"lets get loud! ... thats what she said. -Emily

chandler! i just got to secondhand second base with kate and nikki! -emily

its like a hand orgie. -Chandler

i'm stuck down a well.... how can i make this sexual?
you could have sex in the well.
no dude, i don't have well sex.
but do you have sex well?
yes. i have sex well but i don't have well sex. that would be gross -emily/kate

where's cheyenne again, chandler? -cami

you work at a dry cleaners too! respect man! -Emily

he died in a scuba diving accident.... now he's haunting nikki and me with frysauce and root beer floats. -Stephanie

i think i look too sexy in these glasses
i know i look sexy cause i can see myself in your glasses! -Angela/emily

do you have a mirror in your pocket? ... cause i can see myself in your pants -Chandler (worlds best/worst pick up line)

i am getting hand held raped! and no one cares! -emily

screw you bitch body -Chandler

i woke up when the mexican guy needed me to jump start his car -Emily

if you're going to die do it on your water bed... preferably after sex
or during. -emily/chandler

i wish we were that dirty... i mean! it would mean we were having fun! ... wait! -Nikki

dear followers

i am aware that it has been quite a while since i've posted. i... well there was.... really i have no excuse. i just haven't, and i will need your help remembering some but here are the ones i remember.

"Thank you dear redeemer!" -angela

"Probably me. i'm like an STD" -Cami

"humming bird sitting on my orangish poop." -Kate

"Age before beauty.... wait.." -Cami

"Because all STD's come through your feet! screw you administration!" -Kate

"Kayli can be my boyfriend on Tuesdays!" -Emily

"I have this whole inter-racial thing going on! she's Asian!" -Emily

nap time

there's really nothing to say just....

"Life is just an interruption of nap time." -Random kid sits next to me in class.

"don't you know better than to reach into my pocket when i'm on the phone!"
"i'm sorry, pocket reaching into is just a normal thing for me." -Kate and Cami

chandler without social contact for a week is just bloggable in and of itself.

"we are taveren! ....we have the nerdiest arguements." -Emily

"Cake or death?! ... uh i'll have the cake please."
"you killed 100,000 people? ...well done. you must get up really early in the morning! i can't even get to the gym. what does your diary look like. death death death death death death death death death death lunch death death death death death death afternoon tea death death death death death death quick shower..." -eddie izard

oops

i haven't blogged in forever, so this is going to be a lot longer. i seem to also have forgotten many. if you have anythings that you recall needing to be blogged, please email me at lonleynation@gmail.com. here are your quotes

"That's it! Wendy's dips their bacon in milk shakes!" -Kate

"You don't taste like a cookie... or bacon dipped in milkshake." -Nikki

"I'm not dipped in milkshake." -nikki

"Nate has like a hundred friends, and they're all coming because everyone loves him!" *awkward silence of laughter resistance.* "I have to pee really bad." -Emily

"i don't think you need espresso." -guy from kneaders

"dear Chocolate Eclair, we will be poop in an hour or so." -Cami

"Dear Jesus, we would all like boyfriends. Nice ones... oh and hot. and a sweet one for emily... and a non horny one for angela and...................agoodkisserforkate. Amen. -Cami

"Tell that to this damn virus." -Chandler

"if it isn't against the BYU honor code, its not worth doing." -Chandler

dear cami... i love you

"my panties are yellow. its like a happy surprise every time i have to go potty."-Cami

"(does he feel the same way i feel?) of course he does, he's nick jonas." -Kate

"Were you aware that your brothers suck at singing?"

"Yeah. yeah i was."-Cami

"nick jonas, like THE nick jonas? so you're auditioning for the part of... marius? uh... k? good luck with that?"-Kate

"Also we are indiana jones." -Cami

"He is one hunk of a man. insert drooling here" -Cami

best. thursday. ever.

chandler wanted to watch pride and prejudice. i had been on no human contact for two days, and as a result crazy. cami was making rainbow cupcakes...

"Cue butt check out." -Cami

"*doorbell rings* the phone is ringing!"-Kate

"they're into butts."

"which is weird cause their boobs are like all pushed up and squished."

"Well they see the boobs, its the butts they're curious about." -Cami/Kate

"Why do i have the insatiable urge to slap your butt today?!" -Kate

"It would be if we had a giant cupcake named seymour."-Chandler

"You can't stroke my mustache! its too awesome... no its not its ugly." -Chandler ( i <3>

"what if i scooped chandler's brain out with this?" -Kate

"They all have butt fettishes!" -Chandler

"now please before i hemerage!"-Cami

"you look like a stepford wife with a smug smile on your face and making deliciousness."-Kate

"Crap! now you're stuck. thatswhatshesaid."-Cami

"guys what did i say about slowing down... thats also what she said." -Kate

"look at that mule! its a graceful mule." -Chandler

"he's a snuggly little cat... prrrr... thats the sound he makes... meow." -Chandler

"like i want to bathe in her money. rub it in my armpits and call it salmonella." -Chandler

"Kate? are you trippin'?" -Regan

"I can't finish that sentence to someone who thinks they can say 'trippin''"-Kate

"Awkward zoom. who filmed this?" -Chandler.