nap time

there's really nothing to say just....

"Life is just an interruption of nap time." -Random kid sits next to me in class.

"don't you know better than to reach into my pocket when i'm on the phone!"
"i'm sorry, pocket reaching into is just a normal thing for me." -Kate and Cami

chandler without social contact for a week is just bloggable in and of itself.

"we are taveren! ....we have the nerdiest arguements." -Emily

"Cake or death?! ... uh i'll have the cake please."
"you killed 100,000 people? ...well done. you must get up really early in the morning! i can't even get to the gym. what does your diary look like. death death death death death death death death death death lunch death death death death death death afternoon tea death death death death death death quick shower..." -eddie izard

oops

i haven't blogged in forever, so this is going to be a lot longer. i seem to also have forgotten many. if you have anythings that you recall needing to be blogged, please email me at lonleynation@gmail.com. here are your quotes

"That's it! Wendy's dips their bacon in milk shakes!" -Kate

"You don't taste like a cookie... or bacon dipped in milkshake." -Nikki

"I'm not dipped in milkshake." -nikki

"Nate has like a hundred friends, and they're all coming because everyone loves him!" *awkward silence of laughter resistance.* "I have to pee really bad." -Emily

"i don't think you need espresso." -guy from kneaders

"dear Chocolate Eclair, we will be poop in an hour or so." -Cami

"Dear Jesus, we would all like boyfriends. Nice ones... oh and hot. and a sweet one for emily... and a non horny one for angela and...................agoodkisserforkate. Amen. -Cami

"Tell that to this damn virus." -Chandler

"if it isn't against the BYU honor code, its not worth doing." -Chandler

dear cami... i love you

"my panties are yellow. its like a happy surprise every time i have to go potty."-Cami

"(does he feel the same way i feel?) of course he does, he's nick jonas." -Kate

"Were you aware that your brothers suck at singing?"

"Yeah. yeah i was."-Cami

"nick jonas, like THE nick jonas? so you're auditioning for the part of... marius? uh... k? good luck with that?"-Kate

"Also we are indiana jones." -Cami

"He is one hunk of a man. insert drooling here" -Cami

best. thursday. ever.

chandler wanted to watch pride and prejudice. i had been on no human contact for two days, and as a result crazy. cami was making rainbow cupcakes...

"Cue butt check out." -Cami

"*doorbell rings* the phone is ringing!"-Kate

"they're into butts."

"which is weird cause their boobs are like all pushed up and squished."

"Well they see the boobs, its the butts they're curious about." -Cami/Kate

"Why do i have the insatiable urge to slap your butt today?!" -Kate

"It would be if we had a giant cupcake named seymour."-Chandler

"You can't stroke my mustache! its too awesome... no its not its ugly." -Chandler ( i <3>

"what if i scooped chandler's brain out with this?" -Kate

"They all have butt fettishes!" -Chandler

"now please before i hemerage!"-Cami

"you look like a stepford wife with a smug smile on your face and making deliciousness."-Kate

"Crap! now you're stuck. thatswhatshesaid."-Cami

"guys what did i say about slowing down... thats also what she said." -Kate

"look at that mule! its a graceful mule." -Chandler

"he's a snuggly little cat... prrrr... thats the sound he makes... meow." -Chandler

"like i want to bathe in her money. rub it in my armpits and call it salmonella." -Chandler

"Kate? are you trippin'?" -Regan

"I can't finish that sentence to someone who thinks they can say 'trippin''"-Kate

"Awkward zoom. who filmed this?" -Chandler.

chandler has problems.

"Penis? .... wasn't that what you guys were saying?" -Chandler

"I could be a chickenatarian!"-Cami

"Yeah they were totally dick sizing each other. i mean... what? i didn't say that!" -Cami on Mr. Darcy and Mr. Wickam

"Blogged." -Kate

i forgetted these.

p.s. (enough said)- because she's whiny and wants her credit.emily

"That'll be 2.14."

"Okay, here's three....NO!! PAUSE!!!! I think I have fourteen cents....here's a dime and a . . . what, what is this? Is this a nickel? Um, okay, here's your dime and your genetically mutated nickel-thing. Enjoy your life. Keep the penny."-Emily.

"it's weird, it's like i'm fine then i'm the same then i'm fine again. i don't understand my body. MAKE UP YOUR MIND!"-Kate

"I'll be wearing my tie dye bra on my wedding night."

"Me too."

"I'll wear my lingerie"

"I'll be naked."

-emily kate nikki cami

BREAKING NEWS! we still rock.

it is true! no matter how hard they try that can't make us stop rocking!! it just doesn't work!! in other news the blogger has announced a new segment called Awesome Pictures We Take, will be coming soon.

"The department of Kick Assery in heaven, headed by Alexander the Great, and I am the secretary... so i can sleep with him." - emily (in assosiation with Chandler)

"It's like the science portion, it doesn't make sense." -Cami

"French Fry Sex." -Kate

"Oranges reproduce sexually" -Chandler

"Your mom goes to college! I wish, so she'd stay out of my life." - Emily and Cami

"Get off the lesbian bench now!" -Angela

"If i ever become a 'We' with a boy i give you permission to kidnap me for weeks at a time and tie me to the bed to make me stop.... actually don't tie me to the bed that sounds kinky." -Kate