veronica made the blog!

"There is no hole in this peachie-o" -Veronica

Oscars

the oscars are filled with odd quotes. but mostly just this one.

"She breathes Oprah air."

"How do i get some of that Oprah air?"

"You're a trillionare.... and black.... and Oprah."

First day of keeping track of quotes

this was the first day i worte down all the things we said. i kid you not these all happened on one day. Friday, Feb. 25

"What is Guetenburg invented the printing press!"-Chandler & Kate

"i feel like i would say 'good game' after sex" -Cami

"Penises are gross!" -Cami

"Get off me you're weird!" -Chandler

"Good game... also penises are gross." -Cami

"Now you're cheeks are too tight! loosen up!" -Kate

"You know what it tastes like? An awkward Lollie pop!" -Kate

"You're worse than a camel, with 8 legs. which are the sexiest kind.... spider camels!" -chandler

"where am i going? some magical journey of hippos?.... Unicorns!" -Chandler

"I've got a V6 bitch!" -Chandler

"Nikki's always in the middle." -Kate

"I wouldn't use a condom, it ruins the magic." -Chandler

"its you're birthday? oh shit! i'll be there in ten minutes with a thong!" -Chandler

The classics

Hello and welcome to Awesome things we say. This is a blog to document all the amazing things all my friends and I say that are inappropriate for facebook! because small children and adults can see stuff there.

here we go!

"Congratulations Nephi! you've won a car!" "thank you God" -Kate

"I'd like three diet waters and some mints." -chandler

"thank you Jesus Pillow Pet" -Chandler

"Here i come i am cin-e-mon" -Harrison

"You can fake pep, you can't fake Donuts." -Emily

"Stupid seagulls! you ate a bunch of crickets no one gives a damn!" -Chandler

"Bitch." -Angela (after people eat her Cinnamon bites.)

"Ok! Penis sword is no officially cheating!" -Kate

"Emily touch my knee! its a matter of friendship!" -Nikki

"Would you touch a rapist?" -Emily

"your left butt cheek does what? it sucks in?" -Nikki

you suck balls.

like a gay guy.