First day of keeping track of quotes

this was the first day i worte down all the things we said. i kid you not these all happened on one day. Friday, Feb. 25

"What is Guetenburg invented the printing press!"-Chandler & Kate

"i feel like i would say 'good game' after sex" -Cami

"Penises are gross!" -Cami

"Get off me you're weird!" -Chandler

"Good game... also penises are gross." -Cami

"Now you're cheeks are too tight! loosen up!" -Kate

"You know what it tastes like? An awkward Lollie pop!" -Kate

"You're worse than a camel, with 8 legs. which are the sexiest kind.... spider camels!" -chandler

"where am i going? some magical journey of hippos?.... Unicorns!" -Chandler

"I've got a V6 bitch!" -Chandler

"Nikki's always in the middle." -Kate

"I wouldn't use a condom, it ruins the magic." -Chandler

"its you're birthday? oh shit! i'll be there in ten minutes with a thong!" -Chandler