spring break

look mexicans -Cami

give me my fries! no not those! the ones you haven't contaminated with your foolishness -Emily

you, he's a fruitcake huh? -Cami

stupid Mcdonalds... giving me two cups of coffee.... i didn't even want this....ONE IS SPILLING! -Cami

no, i've got to sluff seminary so i can go to my english class and take my math test... wait. -Cami

its like narnia.... you could fit anything in there
thats what she said -Angela/Emily

no the four count meal not the six count the SIX COUNT MEAL! no four count meal! just the six COUNT MEAL! -Angela

"lets get loud! ... thats what she said. -Emily

chandler! i just got to secondhand second base with kate and nikki! -emily

its like a hand orgie. -Chandler

i'm stuck down a well.... how can i make this sexual?
you could have sex in the well.
no dude, i don't have well sex.
but do you have sex well?
yes. i have sex well but i don't have well sex. that would be gross -emily/kate

where's cheyenne again, chandler? -cami

you work at a dry cleaners too! respect man! -Emily

he died in a scuba diving accident.... now he's haunting nikki and me with frysauce and root beer floats. -Stephanie

i think i look too sexy in these glasses
i know i look sexy cause i can see myself in your glasses! -Angela/emily

do you have a mirror in your pocket? ... cause i can see myself in your pants -Chandler (worlds best/worst pick up line)

i am getting hand held raped! and no one cares! -emily

screw you bitch body -Chandler

i woke up when the mexican guy needed me to jump start his car -Emily

if you're going to die do it on your water bed... preferably after sex
or during. -emily/chandler

i wish we were that dirty... i mean! it would mean we were having fun! ... wait! -Nikki